So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300

*I’m looking around at about 10 other customers who, at this point, are enjoying the show.

Me—is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

Her, never mind; you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.